Everyone has those days were you eat or drink way way too much. Your stomach starts to feel a little uneasy. All of a sudden your are the leading Geophysicist and you are predicting when the next volcano is going to erupt. You head to the toilet, and you feel that taste and smell in the air and then... Dinner Time!!
It's a horrible and tramatizing experience and at that moment. You say to yourself, that you don't ever want to do that again.
I'm sorry to say it is going to happen again, but why does it have to be something that you dread. Let's make if way more funner!!!
1. Listen to music while vomiting.
Put your ipod on and have a soundtrack. Yeah! Music makes anything more enjoyable, especially dry heaving.
Some suggestions of music.
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
Some suggestions of music.
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
Mmm Bop by Hanson
Pirates of the Caribean Soundtrack
I Try by Macy Gray
and you can't go wrong with anything by Genisis. Or just put your ipod on shuffle.
2. Wear a Costume.
Nothing says fun, like a costume. Keep one handy by the bathroom, just for these moments. It's Role Play for Vomiting. Are you a princess that drank poison? Are you that guy from Big Trouble in Little China, and you're blowing up? Are you a firebreathing dragon? (Double points if your dragon costume has wings, because you are dry heaving it looks like you are flying.)
3. Add Targets
Make it a competition. How good is your aim? Are you able to hit all the targets before you are unload all of your ammunition? Don't like to promote violence, trying putting boats in the toilet. It's something for the kids.
4. Put it all Together and Film it!
Life is short, and these moments will pass quickly through life. So why not capture these moments. It's something you and your grandchildren will love. Use your creativity and imagination.
You are start to feel queazy. Put on your Godzilla costume, some Kenny Loggins, place some boats and houses. Let Tokyo feel your Wrath!!
Bonus points if your friends want to get involved and pretend they are Mothra. Battle!!!!
