THE KARATE DEMONSTRATION

I AM HUNTER!!!!

I hunt Blue Whales and only Blue Whales. I figure, I am a man, and I want a challenge. None of this, 3 bit crap, of hunting animals that are standing there 20 feet away staring at you like someone just farted or hunting some bird that can't fly and is not even bigger than a shoe box, yea I am talking about a quail.

Another thing, when I say hunting, I'm talking about Beowulf type hunting, buck ass naked, and my fisticuffs: Mean Joe Green and Ed Too Tall Jones.

And when I go hunting for Blue Whales, I bring tarter sauce.

Half Siamese Twins Begin Second Season Of Variety Show

Trudy and Jensons Childrens Variety Taped Live Telethon Show: Season 2










Half Siamese Twins, Trudy and Jenson are back with season 2 of their Children's Variety Taped Live Telethon Show. These 2 or 1 have written, produced, shot, edited, and performed the show to help raise money so children can be able to laugh again or scream in terror, their purpose has been established, they just know its for kids!

Las Vegas Congratulates O.J. Simpson !!!!!

With in minutes of O.J. Simpson being found guilty for all 11 accounts, the Las Vegas travel department, city council, marketing and advertisement department, had a huge celebration in the Wynn Hotel and Casino. They were celebrating, the immortalization of their city's slogan, "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas." Single handly, O.J. Simpson has made the moto legendary and forever true.

In response to the celebration, the Las Vegas Mayor had this to say, "We took a gamble a couple of years ago, going with this slogan. Let me tell you, it was all worth, it finally pays off."

An hour after the party began Las Vegas launched its next Slogan,

"Yeah, We got O.J."

Lance Armstrong Unretires!!! Let the REAL race begin!

After 3 years of leaving the cycling world and going into the profession of rubbing elbows with Hollywoods sub-elite. He has announced his return to his one true love the Tour de France. Which means now, the Real race will begin and the competition will be fierce, and probably more cut throat then years before. Who will be his show girlfriend and supporter for the Tour de France. With so many eligible women wanting that prestigious status and to be holding him while on the winners circle, it is going to be an interesting 10 months to follow. Though I am going to Las Vegas and going to lay $100 dollars on Matthew Mcconaughey.

My Musical Theater Instinct

I recently was running home from work from the subway station at night, and I was cutting my way through the neighborhood to get to Sunset. I reached Sunset at Las Palmas, where there is a crosswalk, but not with lights, just a crosswalk. I looked both way to see that there were no cars for a distance, so I proceeded. As I was slowly jogging across there was a car in the far lane that was approaching pretty quickly and not slowing down and we were about to meet. Because I wasn't about to slow down so I can let him pass. It slowled down but not to a stop and as I got to the lane as it was fastly approaching, I snapped my fingers right at my side and whipped my neck, and went, "Hey" with my left leg lifting up for a slight skip. The car then stopped to a halt until I passed and then speeded off. Thinking back, I wondered why my instinctual reaction was to snap my fingers like I was aparted of the Jets in West Side Story.

Transformers: A Day In The Life

It was the most grueling viral videos ever. 100 degree heat in the middle of summer, snow suit on and mask, not being able to move my arms and legs properly because of bookshelves are taped around my legs and arms, each weighing 20 pounds. Then a card table is attached to my back with nails in it, attached to a backpack, so the table could be attached. 3 hours, no water, no food, and any wrong moves could lead me to toppling over, to my ultimate death. I survived and was able to complete the greatest viral video that was shot in that apartment on that day. It was near epic but it will be a day that will live on in my mind box.