Business Suit Surfing!! Epic Fail

Business Suit Surfing!! Epic Fail

I went surfing near Malibu this past summer when the swell was crazy nuts. 10 feet high waves and shit. I'm a beginning surfer, just learning. I'm still practicing on my Costco bought longboard ;)

The under current was super strong and it didn't help that I was wearing a full suit! Besides all of that it was awesome!! So much fun! 

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YOU'RE GOING TO FAST!!!

YOU'RE GOING TO FAST!!!

"Hey Adrian! Want to play crack the whip?

"What's that?"

"We all hold hands and try to run as fast as we can."

"oh, I don't know about that."

"Come on, don't be a pussy. Just play the game."

"ok"

"Here hold Lucy's hand."

"Won't that look weird?"

"Because you're so tall and big and she's so small?"

"No, because she's 3 and it might look like I'm a pedofile."

"Well you are starting to sound like a pussy and you are hanging around a bunch of 8 years olds"

"Let's just get this over with..."

"Stop, stop!! you're going to fast!! I can't hold onto Lucy's hand. I feel like I'm going to rip her arm off!! I'm losing my balance!!! Sloow...."

(eating shit)

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I'm Not a Puppet!!

I'm Not a Puppet!

I'm a marionette puppet and my puppet master has thrown me off to the curb because he thinks I'm broken. 

One little string comes loose and its the end of the world. But his loss is my gain as I find out something very interesting when my limb isn't tied to a string.

Performed at Io West

I'm wearing Perry Ellis shoes

I made the Puppet Controls at Home Depot

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Best Bathroom Selfies Ever!

Best Bathroom Selfies

1. 1970s Selfie with leisure suit

2.  Pop tart selfie with High School Letterman Jacket

3.  1980s Back to the Future Selfie

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Top Mall Santa Photos Ever!

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MALL SANTA PHOTOS EVER!!!!!!

1.  THE HUNKY SANTA ATOMIC WEDGIE

2.  TRUDY AND JENSON: SIAMESE TWINS DEEP STARE INTO SANTAS EYES

3.  STEVEN BEACON CRYING WHILE SANTA IS TALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE

4.  ALL SEQUINED UP WITH THE CANDY CANE GIRLS AND HUNKY SANTA

4. 70'S FASHION WITH SANTA AND FINGER POINT

5.  TRUDY AND JENSON : SIAMESE TWINS GET HUNGRY AND START EATING SANTA CLAUS

6. SANTA IS SINGING WHILE I DANCE AT THE COOKIE SHOP

7. SANTA CLAUS HATES KARATE!

8. SANTA IS STILL SINGING AND I'M STILL DANCING

9. PEABODY IS SITTING ON SANTA CLAUS

10. SANTA CLAUS PISSED OFF PEABODY

11. PEABODY PISSED OFF SANTA CLAUS

12.  FLEXING AND POSING AS HUNKY SANTA WITH SANTA CLAUS

13.  SANTA CLAUS VS PEABODY

14. I'M WRAPPED UP IN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

15. AGGHH I'M A PRESENT

16. SANTA IS NOT AMUSED

17. PAY ATTENTION SANTA I'M PAYING FOR THIS

18. I CAN'T SMILE MUCH LONGER

19. CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ARE ON!!

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My Microwave died of 32 years

Can everyone please say a prayer for my family and I. As we lost a family member at 5:30pm our Microwave of 32 years has died. It lived through 4 decades and was the second oldest. Microwave loved left over Peter Piper Pizza. Goodbye microwave, you will be missed. If you knew Microwave please leaves comments of your favorite memories of Microwave.

these are all the loving support and prayers I received for my microwave.

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How to take steroids! lesson 1

How to Take Steroids!

Lesson 1: How to take steroids

• Find the right stall to shoot up in. That is majorly important. You don't want no peeping toms.
• For beginners find a buddy to spot you. shoot the needle in your ass. Unless you are able to get it in the right angle
• Most importantly, Have Fun!! You are going to be ripped and huge!

How To Pose As A Blue Apple: Lesson 1

THE INQUISTOR

THE FLAME THROWER

THE BRENDAN FRASIER

THE BUTTERFLY

THE SLEEPING RUNNING DOG WITH OPEN EYES

THE STEVE URKEL

THE EYES WIDE OPEN SLEEPING BAG

THE HEADSHOT

THE EMOTIONAL ONE PERSON HUG

THE MIAMI BEACH DIET

THE TRIPLE HELLO

I HAVE HANDS!!!

It's Raining!

The Sad Wallstreet

Croatian Olympic Gymnastics Team Handstand

The No Ankle Hunchback

The Rudolf Guliani

I Just Heard Someone Call My Name

I Tooted!!

Christmas Time!

The Right Blinker

The Patrick Stewart Look Away

I'm About to Get Picked!!

The Japanese Man First Seeing Godzilla

The Hey We're Twinsies!!

The Jesus Christ at the Last Supper

The Jesus Christ After The Last Supper

The Puppy Dog

The Eager Beaver

You Killed My Baby Fish?

The Seducer

The No Flag, Flag Pole

The Runaway, "I didn't do it!"

The Hero's Pose

I Flying?...

Hand Gliding

I Falling?....

The Irresitable

The Freestyle Bi-Plane Mule Kick

The Bi-Plane Horse Ride

The Egyptian Pyramid

The I'm a Little Tea Cup