Showing posts with label comedian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedian. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

I am a HOT BEE STRIPPER : Exotic Bee Dancing and Bee Jokes

I am a HOT BEE STRIPPER: 
Exotic Bee Dancing and Bee Jokes


Hello I am a Hot Bee Stripper. I specialize in the very niche market of Exotic Bee Fetish. Exotic Bee Fetish is the erotic of art of combining bee stripping and telling bee jokes. I have been a Hot Bee Stripper for over 2 years and the ladies have called on my services all over the country from New York to Las Vegas to Los Angeles. They want my honey...




Here is one of my postings


Here is my flier


HERE IS MY DEMO STRIPPER AND JOKE REEL





Wednesday, July 30, 2014

YOU'RE GOING TO FAST!!!

YOU'RE GOING TO FAST!!!

"Hey Adrian! Want to play crack the whip?
"What's that?"
"We all hold hands and try to run as fast as we can."
"oh, I don't know about that."
"Come on, don't be a pussy. Just play the game."
"ok"
"Here hold Lucy's hand."
"Won't that look weird?"
"Because you're so tall and big and she's so small?"
"No, because she's 3 and it might look like I'm a pedofile."
"Well you are starting to sound like a pussy and you are hanging around a bunch of 8 years olds"
"Let's just get this over with..."



"Stop, stop!! you're going to fast!! I can't hold onto Lucy's hand. I feel like I'm going to rip her arm off!! I'm losing my balance!!! Sloow...."
(eating shit)