Showing posts with label humor blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor blog. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Will go Full Frontal 4 Student Films

Will Go Full Frontal 4 Student Films


I'm a working actor and trying to get my name out there and get my foot in the door. My marketing division of my Management team wanted me to get in front of the heads of our future... Student film directors.

Cutting out the middle man, everyone will see me as they enter the American Film Institute each day.


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Thursday, September 18, 2014

Epic Police Chase! Cops chase a Big Wheel Tricycle for smoking at Griffith Park

EPIC POLICE CHASE! 
Cops chase a Big Wheel Tricycle for smoking at Griffith Park


Just taking a moment to take my usual illegal Paul Mall smoke break (always Paul Mall) and remembering my favorite moments in the Last Starfighter. (good times)




(woop woop) I hear. That is the sound of the police.

Zip the window to my chiseled chest. ;) Time to cheese it.



Let's Ride!!

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

YOU'RE GOING TO FAST!!!

YOU'RE GOING TO FAST!!!

"Hey Adrian! Want to play crack the whip?
"What's that?"
"We all hold hands and try to run as fast as we can."
"oh, I don't know about that."
"Come on, don't be a pussy. Just play the game."
"ok"
"Here hold Lucy's hand."
"Won't that look weird?"
"Because you're so tall and big and she's so small?"
"No, because she's 3 and it might look like I'm a pedofile."
"Well you are starting to sound like a pussy and you are hanging around a bunch of 8 years olds"
"Let's just get this over with..."



"Stop, stop!! you're going to fast!! I can't hold onto Lucy's hand. I feel like I'm going to rip her arm off!! I'm losing my balance!!! Sloow...."
(eating shit)

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