Wednesday, August 6, 2014

I am a HOT BEE STRIPPER : Exotic Bee Dancing and Bee Jokes

I am a HOT BEE STRIPPER: 
Exotic Bee Dancing and Bee Jokes


Hello I am a Hot Bee Stripper. I specialize in the very niche market of Exotic Bee Fetish. Exotic Bee Fetish is the erotic of art of combining bee stripping and telling bee jokes. I have been a Hot Bee Stripper for over 2 years and the ladies have called on my services all over the country from New York to Las Vegas to Los Angeles. They want my honey...
Here is one of my postings


Here is my flier
HERE IS MY DEMO STRIPPER AND JOKE REEL





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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

YOU'RE GOING TO FAST!!!

YOU'RE GOING TO FAST!!!

"Hey Adrian! Want to play crack the whip?
"What's that?"
"We all hold hands and try to run as fast as we can."
"oh, I don't know about that."
"Come on, don't be a pussy. Just play the game."
"ok"
"Here hold Lucy's hand."
"Won't that look weird?"
"Because you're so tall and big and she's so small?"
"No, because she's 3 and it might look like I'm a pedofile."
"Well you are starting to sound like a pussy and you are hanging around a bunch of 8 years olds"
"Let's just get this over with..."



"Stop, stop!! you're going to fast!! I can't hold onto Lucy's hand. I feel like I'm going to rip her arm off!! I'm losing my balance!!! Sloow...."
(eating shit)

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Monday, July 28, 2014

Riding a Big Wheel Tricycle down Hollywood Blvd! Ride or Die!

Riding a Big Wheel Tricycle down Hollywood Blvd! 
Ride or Die!

I like to wake up each morning and take a bike ride on my big wheel tricycle, The Scream Machine. This particular day I decided to ride down Hollywood Blvd during morning traffic. It was such a beautiful day. 



Of course the cops didn't like that and they started to chase me... but that is another adventure to tell.


HERE IS THE VIDEO OF RIDING DOWN HOLLYWOOD BLVD

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Monday, June 23, 2014

Exclusive Transformers 4 Age of Extinction deleted scene!

Exclusive Transformers 4 Age of Extinction deleted scene!

Never before seen characters and scene that was left out of the Transformers 4 Age of Extinction movie. 




The residents of the House of Transformers are Tabletron and Optimus Laundry. They show a day in the life of a Transformer.



Tabletron






Optimus Laundry


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Thursday, June 19, 2014

I've gone digital

I've gone digital


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(analog)

Meet the new digital dj for robots .... MC Analog


Minecraft Creeper
https://minecraft.net

H & M Suit
www.hm.com

Shirt
http://lightupdecal.com


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Monday, May 19, 2014

These Siamese Twins moments will give you hope for Humanity and leave you speechless



Trudy and Jenson, in a rare unexplained phenomenon are conjoined twins or to be exotic, siamese twins.



From 2 different fathers but the same mother they were created since birth. But with their apparent handicap or as they say, advantage, they haven't let the challenges of life hold them back. They have actually thrived in this world.

These moments in their lives will give you hope for humanity and leave you speechless.


1. Trudy and Jenson's Music Video



2. Siamese Twins run from the cops




3. Trudy and Jenson have their own variety show 



4. Siamese Twins get their first gun



5. They perform stand up comedy at the Comedy Store



6. They make the best Conjoined piggy faces



7. Trudy and Jenson steal kittens



8. They never get alone in the shower



9. The siamese twins fly a kite like no other




10. Trudy and Jenson love to play Cowboy and Mexican


11. Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!




12. They know how to share



13. They battle depression together with Xena



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I'm Not a Puppet!!

I'm Not a Puppet!


I'm a marionette puppet and my puppet master has thrown me off to the curb because he thinks I'm broken. 


One little string comes loose and its the end of the world. But his loss is my gain as I find out something very interesting when my limb isn't tied to a string.



Performed at Io West
I'm wearing Perry Ellis shoes
I made the Puppet Controls at Home Depot





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