Monday, February 28, 2011

How To Pose As A Blue Apple: Lesson 1

THE INQUISTOR



THE FLAME THROWER

THE BRENDAN FRASIER

THE BUTTERFLY

THE SLEEPING RUNNING DOG WITH OPEN EYES


THE STEVE URKEL


THE EYES WIDE OPEN SLEEPING BAG


THE HEADSHOT


THE EMOTIONAL ONE PERSON HUG

THE MIAMI BEACH DIET



THE TRIPLE HELLO



I HAVE HANDS!!!


It's Raining!


The Sad Wallstreet


Croatian Olympic Gymnastics Team Handstand


The No Ankle Hunchback


The Rudolf Guliani


I Just Heard Someone Call My Name



I Tooted!!



Christmas Time!



The Right Blinker


The Patrick Stewart Look Away



I'm About to Get Picked!!


The Japanese Man First Seeing Godzilla



The Hey We're Twinsies!!


The Jesus Christ at the Last Supper



The Jesus Christ After The Last Supper



The Puppy Dog



The Eager Beaver

You Killed My Baby Fish?

The Seducer

The No Flag, Flag Pole


The Runaway, "I didn't do it!"


The Hero's Pose


I Flying?...


Hand Gliding


I Falling?....



The Irresitable


The Freestyle Bi-Plane Mule Kick


The Bi-Plane Horse Ride


The Egyptian Pyramid


The I'm a Little Tea Cup

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

A Christmas List to Santa. Dear Santa.....I'm All 1980's

I was working at the Beverly Center for the Mall Photo Santa Claus. This year's theme was Narnia! It was decked out all over the place, with trailers, clips, music, and it was awesome for the first hour of the first day! Well every soft often mentally handicapped people would roam the Beverly Center. They must have a condo near by. One particular day one came by to set and called Mr. Claus over, not Santa Claus who was there also, and handed her a letter. He said it was for Santa and she needed to give it to him. Make sure he gets it, because he hasn't gotten anything from his list in 4 years.

This is his Christmas List

I’m All 1980’s/ Only
Mr. Larance Brian H. Christmas List 2010
Go Ducks #1
Page #1
1. New 5 Story House : Watch and Passport
2. New Golf Clubs and Shoes
3. Get my beautiful House in Islands
4. New Big Screen Tv
5. Real Long Fun Vacation Holiday
6. New Camera & Video Camera
7. Music contract, 2 album deal, Money upfront guarntee
8. Beautiful lady and Me have a fun Christmas together with Christmas tree in San Jose area, etc. TOYS
9. New drums and new keyboard





10. I want to shop world
11. New shoes, clothes, socks
12. I want go all museums
13. New Fun Tv money plus Atari
14. I want to get adopted like of 80’s beautiful Lady



15. I real redo …. Money
16. New Fabio Stomach



17. New conception
18. Swimming pool Jacuzzi sauna
Natural
I want to have gift an awesome sweet garage
I want to look Hot!
My fan mail
NY Biggest Stage Name
New braclets
Fine Ass Girlfriend, White!

Page #2
Counted as revalant coed
Brand New Belts



Party Lights
2 New technics turntables, new headphones with 2 big speakser mixer
owner of a drive in!
New Public Enemy drum Machine
A Pick up Look for ladys
Mittens
Scooter with DVD
Picture Navy Game
Yatzee



New (Mastercard) Visa Discover

Page #3
I want to meet Miss Teen Virginia



New waterbed
Coffeemaker



Lots visiting friends girls!
Nice Paiting on rims on my new car
New fresh topsiders with a beautiful girl all mine
Own my own shopping mall
I want Nanny’s
I want 90 pro
Happy protective dog
51 get on active: revalunll: coed
Houseshoes
Bathrobe



24kt gold necklace
New Hookups!
Presents


Page #4
My Own porngirls



1. I camm for my Angels this holidays I need money help
2. I want my 1st computer
3. New rollerskates n rollerblades



4.
5. a new teenager naked sexxx life with girls
Europe Go with Plane with my young lady
New watch
Apollo cologne
Bowling ball



New boom box
Easier dating life
Kangol Hat
Live at Honeys
Stronger newer eye sockets inside



I want to be a real star!
Fresher new socks fresh rap contract
My own talk show, my own kids radio station
My own recording studio



New bedroom furniture
My own pornladys with vibrators etc.

Back Page
Dear Miss Santa, I wish now to be richer
I want four Christmas
Climate indoors will stop
I want to live happier longer with money. Im not a jr
I wish to decorate my own beautiful home with lady this Christmas
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and this year Santa Claus brought him everything he asked for because he was good this year.