Thursday, April 17, 2014

Kid's Big Wheel Tricycle Down a Mountain

Kid's Big Wheel Tricycle Down a Mountain


I was chasing this guy who I thought slept with my girlfriend and found him on top of Griffith Park. As soon as I got there that mountain biking punk rode off before I could confront him. I  stole a kids big wheel bike and chased after him. Commando style!! (have you seen Commando with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Where he rides a Bronco Suv down a mountain with no brakes? Yeah it was just like that!)











Sunday, April 13, 2014

It's the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

I'm trying to survive the Zombie Apocalypse! It was a normal day in Chicago when the thing that we thought wouldn't happen.... HAPPENED! I soon began to be surround by zombies and was on the move trying to stay alive... stay human... survive.....



















Tuesday, April 8, 2014

The Greatest Tambourine Performance Ever

The Greatest Tambourine Performance Ever!


"Some might call it the greatest musical performance ever,"
- Mick Jagger

It was a simple band audition. 2 Women singers were looking for the rest of their band, a guitar, drummer, bass, keyboard.

Everything changed when I came in.

"Everything that I thought I knew about tambourines was just blown after I saw that performance" - Stevie Nicks

After 15 minutes of arguing with them they finally let me audition. It was another 20 minutes of persuading them to turn the camera back on, because what I was about to do was going to be historic.

"It was like an angel came down from the heavens to play that tambourine" - Steven Tyler










Friday, April 4, 2014

Only 6 People in the World can do this YOGA Pose


Only 6 people in the World can do this Yoga Pose



I've studied all over the world with the highest teachers, gurus and monks from Tibet to India to Santa Monica To Greece and Back to San Francisco and to Thailand. Absorbing the ancient yoga styles of Kundanlini, Vinyasa, Restorative, Ashtanga, Hatha, Yin, Karma, Bhakti, Raja, Jnana, and Nidra.


My spiritual, mental and physical have all reached a permanent state of peace to establish my one's true self.


Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Top Mall Santa Photos Ever!


THE BEST CHRISTMAS MALL SANTA PHOTOS EVER!!!!!!


  1.  THE HUNKY SANTA ATOMIC WEDGIE





2.  TRUDY AND JENSON: SIAMESE TWINS DEEP STARE INTO SANTAS EYES



3.  STEVEN BEACON CRYING WHILE SANTA IS TALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE


4.  ALL SEQUINED UP WITH THE CANDY CANE GIRLS AND HUNKY SANTA


4. 70'S FASHION WITH SANTA AND FINGER POINT


5.  TRUDY AND JENSON : SIAMESE TWINS GET HUNGRY AND START EATING SANTA CLAUS



6. SANTA IS SINGING WHILE I DANCE AT THE COOKIE SHOP



7. SANTA CLAUS HATES KARATE!



8. SANTA IS STILL SINGING AND I'M STILL DANCING




9. PEABODY IS SITTING ON SANTA CLAUS



10. SANTA CLAUS PISSED OFF PEABODY



11. PEABODY PISSED OFF SANTA CLAUS


12.  FLEXING AND POSING AS HUNKY SANTA WITH SANTA CLAUS



13.  SANTA CLAUS VS PEABODY



14. I'M WRAPPED UP IN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS



15. AGGHH I'M A PRESENT



16. SANTA IS NOT AMUSED



17. PAY ATTENTION SANTA I'M PAYING FOR THIS




18. I CAN'T SMILE MUCH LONGER



19. CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ARE ON!!