THE KARATE DEMONSTRATION

I AM HUNTER!!!!

I hunt Blue Whales and only Blue Whales. I figure, I am a man, and I want a challenge. None of this, 3 bit crap, of hunting animals that are standing there 20 feet away staring at you like someone just farted or hunting some bird that can't fly and is not even bigger than a shoe box, yea I am talking about a quail.

Another thing, when I say hunting, I'm talking about Beowulf type hunting, buck ass naked, and my fisticuffs: Mean Joe Green and Ed Too Tall Jones.

And when I go hunting for Blue Whales, I bring tarter sauce.

Half Siamese Twins Begin Second Season Of Variety Show

Trudy and Jensons Childrens Variety Taped Live Telethon Show: Season 2










Half Siamese Twins, Trudy and Jenson are back with season 2 of their Children's Variety Taped Live Telethon Show. These 2 or 1 have written, produced, shot, edited, and performed the show to help raise money so children can be able to laugh again or scream in terror, their purpose has been established, they just know its for kids!

Las Vegas Congratulates O.J. Simpson !!!!!

With in minutes of O.J. Simpson being found guilty for all 11 accounts, the Las Vegas travel department, city council, marketing and advertisement department, had a huge celebration in the Wynn Hotel and Casino. They were celebrating, the immortalization of their city's slogan, "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas." Single handly, O.J. Simpson has made the moto legendary and forever true.

In response to the celebration, the Las Vegas Mayor had this to say, "We took a gamble a couple of years ago, going with this slogan. Let me tell you, it was all worth, it finally pays off."

An hour after the party began Las Vegas launched its next Slogan,

"Yeah, We got O.J."