Friday, October 24, 2008

I AM HUNTER!!!!

I hunt Blue Whales and only Blue Whales. I figure, I am a man, and I want a challenge. None of this, 3 bit crap, of hunting animals that are standing there 20 feet away staring at you like someone just farted or hunting some bird that can't fly and is not even bigger than a shoe box, yea I am talking about a quail.

Another thing, when I say hunting, I'm talking about Beowulf type hunting, buck ass naked, and my fisticuffs: Mean Joe Green and Ed Too Tall Jones.

And when I go hunting for Blue Whales, I bring tarter sauce.









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