YOU'RE GOING TO FAST!!!
"Hey Adrian! Want to play crack the whip?
"What's that?"
"We all hold hands and try to run as fast as we can."
"oh, I don't know about that."
"Come on, don't be a pussy. Just play the game."
"ok"
"Here hold Lucy's hand."
"Won't that look weird?"
"Because you're so tall and big and she's so small?"
"No, because she's 3 and it might look like I'm a pedofile."
"Well you are starting to sound like a pussy and you are hanging around a bunch of 8 years olds"
"Let's just get this over with..."
"Stop, stop!! you're going to fast!! I can't hold onto Lucy's hand. I feel like I'm going to rip her arm off!! I'm losing my balance!!! Sloow...."
(eating shit)
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